"What's this? Dancing Ladies' Triumph on Sunday?" exclaimed Uncle Alec,surveying the trio with surprise.
"No, sir, it is the Anti-Tobacco League. Will you join?" said Charlie,while Rose slipped away to her aunt, and Archie buried both cigarsbehind the back log.
When the mystery was explained, the elders were well pleased, and Rosereceived a vote of thanks, which made her feel as if she had done aservice to her country, as she had, for every boy who grows up free frombad habits bids fair to make a good citizen.
"I wish Rose would drive a bargain with Will and Geordie also, for Ithink these books are as bad for the small boys as cigars for the largeones," said Mrs. Jessie, sitting down on the sofa between the readers,who politely curled up their legs to make room for her.
"I thought they were all the fashion," answered Dr. Alec, settling inthe big chair with Rose.
"So is smoking, but it is harmful. The writers of these popular storiesintend to do good, I have no doubt, but it seems to me they fail becausetheir motto is, 'Be smart, and you will be rich,' instead of 'Be honest,and you will be happy.' I do not judge hastily, Alec, for I have read adozen, at least, of these stories, and, with much that is attractive toboys, I find a great deal to condemn in them, and other parents say thesame when I ask them."
"Now, Mum, that's too bad! I like 'em tip-top. This one is a regularscreamer," cried Will.
"They're bully books, and I'd like to know where's the harm," addedGeordie.
"You have just shown us one of the chief evils, and that is slang,"answered their mother quickly.
"Must have it, ma'am. If these chaps talked all right, there'd be no funin 'em," protested Will.
"A boot-black mustn't use good grammar, and a newsboy must swear alittle, or he wouldn't be natural," explained Geordie, both boys readyto fight gallantly for their favourites.
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"But my sons are neither boot-blacks nor newsboys, and I object tohearing them use such words as 'screamer,' 'bully,' and 'buster.' Infact, I fail to see the advantage of writing books about such peopleunless it is done in a very different way. I cannot think they will helpto refine the ragamuffins if they read them, and I'm sure they can do nogood to the better class of boys, who through these books are introducedto police courts, counterfeiters' dens, gambling houses, drinkingsaloons, and all sorts of low life."
"Some of them are about first-rate boys, mother; and they go to sea andstudy, and sail round the world, having great larks all the way."
"I have read about them, Geordie, and though they are better than theothers, I am not satisfied with these optical delusions, as I callthem. Now, I put it to you, boys, is it natural for lads from fifteento eighteen to command ships, defeat pirates, outwit smugglers, andso cover themselves with glory, that Admiral Farragut invites them todinner, saying, 'Noble boy, you are an honour to your country!' Or,if the hero is in the army, he has hair-breadth escapes and adventuresenough in one small volume to turn his hair white, and in the endhe goes to Washington at the express desire of the President orCommander-in-chief to be promoted to no end of stars and bars. Even ifthe hero is merely an honest boy trying to get his living, he is notpermitted to do so in a natural way, by hard work and years of patienteffort, but is suddenly adopted by a millionaire whose pocket-book hehas returned; or a rich uncle appears from sea just in the nick of time;or the remarkable boy earns a few dollars, speculates in pea-nuts orneckties, and grows rich so rapidly that Sinbad in the diamond valley isa pauper compared to him. Isn't it so, boys?"
"Well, the fellows in these books are mighty lucky, and very smart, Imust say," answered Will, surveying an illustration on the open pagebefore him, where a small but virtuous youth is upsetting a tipsy giantin a bar-room, and under it the elegant inscription, "Dick Dauntlesspunches the head of Sam Soaker."
"It gives boys such wrong ideas of life and business; shows them somuch evil and vulgarity that they need not know about, and makes theone success worth having a fortune, a lord's daughter, or some worldlyhonour, often not worth the time it takes to win. It does seem to methat some one might write stories that should be lively, natural andhelpful tales in which the English should be good, the morals pure, andthe characters such as we can love in spite of the faults that all mayhave. I can't bear to see such crowds of eager little fellows at thelibraries reading such trash; weak, when it is not wicked, and totallyunfit to feed the hungry minds that feast on it for want of somethingbetter. There! my lecture is done; now I should like to hear what yougentlemen have to say," and Aunt Jessie subsided with a pretty flush onthe face that was full of motherly anxiety for her boys.
"Tom Brown just suits mother, and me too, so I wish Mr. Hughes wouldwrite another story as good," said Archie.
"You don't find things of this sort in Tom Brown; yet these books areall in the Sunday-school libraries" and Mrs. Jessie read the followingparagraph from the book she had taken from Will's hand,
"'In this place we saw a tooth of John the Baptist. Ben said he couldsee locust and wild honey sticking to it. I couldn't. Perhaps John useda piece of the true cross for a tooth-pick.'"
"A larky sort of a boy says that, Mum, and we skip the parts where theydescribe what they saw in the different countries," cried Will.
"And those descriptions, taken mostly from guidebooks, I fancy, are theonly parts of any real worth. The scrapes of the bad boys make up therest of the story, and it is for those you read these books, I think,"answered his mother, stroking back the hair off the honest little facethat looked rather abashed at this true statement of the case.
"Anyway, mother, the ship part is useful, for we learn how to sailher, and by and by that will all come handy when we go to sea," put inGeordie.
"Indeed, then you can explain this manoeuvre to me, of course," and Mrs.Jessie read from another page the following nautical paragraph,
"The wind is south-south-west, and we can have her up four points closerto the wind, and still be six points off the wind. As she luffs up weshall man the fore and main sheets, slack on the weather, and haul onthe lee braces."
"I guess I could, if I wasn't afraid of uncle. He knows so muchmore than I do, he'd laugh," began Geordie, evidently puzzled by thequestion.
"Ho, you know you can't, so why make believe? We don't understand halfof the sea lingo, Mum, and I dare say it's all wrong," cried Will,suddenly going over to the enemy, to Geordie's great disgust.
"I do wish the boys wouldn't talk to me as if I was a ship," said Rose,bringing forward a private grievance. "Coming home from church thismorning, the wind blew me about, and Will called out, right in thestreet, 'Brail up the foresail, and take in the flying-jib, that willease her.'"
The boys shouted at the plaintive tone in which Rose repeated the wordsthat offended her, and Will vainly endeavoured to explain that he onlymeant to tell her to wrap her cloak closer, and tie a veil over thetempest-tossed feathers in her hat.
"To tell the truth, if the boys must have slang, I can bear the 'sealingo,' as Will calls it, better than the other. It afflicts me less tohear my sons talk about 'brailing up the foresail' than doing as they'darn please,' and 'cut your cable' is decidedly preferable to 'let herrip.' I once made a rule that I would have no slang in the house. I giveit up now, for I cannot keep it; but I will not have rubbishy books; so,Archie, please send these two after your cigars."
Mrs. Jessie held both the small boys fast with an arm round each neck,and when she took this base advantage of them they could onlysquirm with dismay. "Yes, right behind the back log," she continued,energetically. "There, my hearties (you like sea slang, so I'll giveyou a bit) now, I want you to promise not to read any more stuff for amonth, and I'll agree to supply you with wholesome fare."
"Oh, mother, not a single one?" cried Will.
"Couldn't we just finish those?" pleaded Geordie.
"The boys threw away half-smoked cigars; and your books must go afterthem. Surely you would not be outdone by the 'old fellows,' as you callthem, or be less obedient to little Mum than they were to Rose."
"Course not! Come on, Geordie," and Will took the vow like a hero. Hisbrother sighed and obeyed, but privately resolved to finish his storythe minute the month was over.
"You have laid out a hard task for yourself, Jessie, in trying toprovide good reading for boys who have been living on sensation stories.It will be like going from raspberry tarts to plain bread and butter;but you will probably save them from a bilious fever," said Dr. Alec,much amused at the proceedings.
"I remember hearing grandpa say that a love for good books was oneof the best safeguards a man could have," began Archie, staringthoughtfully at the fine library before him.
"Yes, but there's no time to read nowadays; a fellow has to keepscratching round to make money or he's nobody," cut in Charlie, tryingto look worldly-wise.
"This love of money is the curse of America, and for the sake of it menwill sell honour and honesty, till we don't know whom to trust, and itis only a genius like Agassiz who dares to say, 'I cannot waste my timein getting rich,'" said Mrs. Jessie sadly.
"Do you want us to be poor, mother?" asked Archie, wondering.
"No, dear, and you never need be, while you can use your hands; but I amafraid of this thirst for wealth, and the temptations it brings. O, myboys! I tremble for the time when I must let you go, because I think itwould break my heart to have you fail as so many fail. It would be fareasier to see you dead if it could be said of you as of Sumner 'No mandared offer him a bribe.'"
Mrs. Jessie was so earnest in her motherly anxiety that her voicefaltered over the last words, and she hugged the yellow heads closer inher arms, as if she feared to let them leave that safe harbour for thegreat sea where so many little boats go down. The younger lads nestledcloser to her, and Archie said, in his quiet, resolute way,
"I cannot promise to be an Agassiz or a Sumner, mother; but I do promi
seto be an honest man, please God."
"Then I'm satisfied!" and holding fast the hand he gave her, she sealedhis promise with a kiss that had all a mother's hope and faith in it.
"I don't see how they ever can be bad, she is so fond and proud ofthem," whispered Rose, quite touched by the little scene.
"You must help her make them what they should be. You have begunalready, and when I see those rings where they are, my girl is prettierin my sight than if the biggest diamonds that ever twinkled shone in herears," answered Dr. Alec, looking at her with approving eyes.
"I'm so glad you think I can do anything, for I perfectly ache to beuseful; everyone is so good to me, especially Aunt Jessie."
"I think you are in a fair way to pay your debts, Rosy, for when girlsgive up their little vanities, and boys their small vices, and try tostrengthen each other in well-doing, matters are going as they ought.Work away, my dear, and help their mother keep these sons fit friendsfor an innocent creature like yourself; they will be the manlier men forit, I can assure you."