“What’s your name?” Mike asked sweater guy.
“Geoff with a G,” said sweater.
“Geoff with a G,” Mike repeated into the phone.
“Tell him he doesn’t have to tell people about the G,” said Lily.
“She says you don’t have to tell people about the G,” Mike said.
“Yes I do. Yes I do. Yes I do,” said Geoff with a G.
“The G is important to him,” Mike said to Lily.
“Is he cute?”
“Pardon.”
“What’s he look like? Is he cute?”
“I don’t know. He’s a guy? He’s going to jump off the bridge.”
“Describe him.”
“I don’t know. He’s about thirty, maybe. Glasses. Brown hair.”
“Is he clean?”
Mike looked. “Yeah. To the eye.”
“He sounds nice.”
“She says you sound nice,” Mike conveyed to Geoff.
“Tell him if he comes down, we can get together, chat about his problems, and I’ll give him a blow job.”
“Really?”
“The point is to get them past the crisis, Mike. Get him off the bridge.”
“Okay,” said Mike. To Geoff, he said. “So, Geoff, Lily here says that if you come down, the two of you can get together and chat about your problems.”
“I’m done talking,” said Geoff.
“Tell him the rest,” said Lily. “The second part usually closes the deal.”
“She says she’ll give you a blow job.”
“What?” said Geoff.
“I’m not saying it again,” Mike said to Lily.
“Tell him I’m beautiful.”
“Really?”
“Yes, fucktard, really. How are you not getting this?”
“Maybe I should just put you on speaker, and you can tell him.”