“What’re you listening to?”
“Usher.”
Ah well, he’s still cute. “Where you headed?” I ask, hoping maybe he’ll help me bring the number of black surfers to two.
“Me ‘n’ my girlfriend are getting on the party boat,” he says, looking up as a girl gets on and starts scowling at me. She knows just what I’m up to with one look and she gives me that “Bitch, don’t even” look as she heads down the aisle.
Fair enough, sister. “Well, have a good time,” I say to the guy and I flash her a grin as she sits between us. Baring my teeth in submission, really.
They get off the stop before me and I don’t feel at all bad checking out his ass. Ha ha you can’t even stop me! Yeah, it’s a stupid act of defiance, but it is a nice ass.
When I get off at the surf school, my heart starts to race. What the hell was I thinking? I barely ever even get my face wet. I’m a pool-lounge-and-umbrella-drink kind of gal. I force my feet to go one in front of the other, headed for the Aruba Surf School tent near the water’s edge. I look out at the turquoise water. It’s not too choppy. The school is in a bit of a cove with a nice sandy beach. It’s not like the big violent waves that dash against the rocks on the other side of the island. I can do this.
“Hey,” I say to the girl behind the counter. “I’m Kiera Simpson, I’m signed up for a four o’clock lesson.”
She looks at the sheet and back at me. “It says you registered for two?”
“Yeah, my friend can’t make it. Chickened out.”
She makes a little frowny face. “There’s no refunds, though, sorry.” Her face brightens and she adds, “But you’ll get a private lesson!”
“Uh, yeah, great,” I say. I do not want a private lesson. I want someone to share the laughs with me and to feel stupid with and then go have a drink with afterwards.
“Here’s a rash guard,” she says, handing me a hot pink swim shirt. “Just be back here in, like, fifteen minutes and Allie will be here for your lesson.”
I wander a bit away from the tent and set down my beach bag. I’m doing that weird octopus move, trying to get sunscreen on my own back so I don’t have to put the rash guard on early. The sun is strong, but that shade of pink is just nasty.
“Would you like some help with that? You’re missing a bit right in the middle.”
I turn around to see a ridiculously hot man standing there. His chest is broad and tan, his brown hair is all sun-streaked and flopping into his face in the breeze. His swim trunks are just kind of slung around his hips and I can see that gorgeous muscle that leads the eye right down. Oh HELL yes, you can help.
“That’d be great, thanks,” I say, making sure he gets a chance to check me out before I turn back around.
He rubs the sunscreen into my back with firm, sure strokes. It’s way more erotic than it ought to be. But something about that touch says “this guy knows what he’s doing.”
“You gonna take a lesson?” he asks. His voice has the very faintest Southern accent. Like he worked to get rid of it.
“Mmhmm,” I say, arching my back into his touch, like a cat. He keeps going once he got that hard-to-reach spot. He squirts more into his palm and rubs it on my lower back. I’m hyper aware and when his fingers brush the top of my bikini bottom, I shiver.
“You can’t be cold,” he says, chuckling.
“No, just nervous,” I lie. “I’ve never tried this before. Surfing, not getting backrubs from strangers.”
He laughs. “I’ve been sitting here watching people,” he says. “Looks like they’re having fun.”
I turn to face him. “Hey, I have an extra lesson already paid for. My friend bailed on me. Do you want to join me? I’d feel better if I wasn’t the only idiot out there.”
“Nah, but thanks. You’ll get more attention if it’s just you. I’m sure those two tickets cost more than a private lesson. You should have it.”
I give him my most winning smile. And, okay, I push my upper arms together just a bit. Just a little more cleavage can’t hurt, right? “Really,” I say, “I’d rather have the company. I’m not a serious athlete, I swear, and I’d rather have someone to laugh with.”
“All right. You’re on. I’m Tyler Riordan.” He offers me his sunscreen-y hand and I take it.
“Kiera Simpson. Shaking feels weird since you already had your hands all over me before you even knew my name.”
Tyler laughs. It’s an easy laugh, not the nervous bark I often get from guys who just don’t seem to know how to take it when a girl makes jokes. "Life is different in the islands, hoaloha," he said, blue eyes sparkling.
“Is that Papiamento?”
“No, Hawaiian. Sorry, I’ve never been to Aruba before, and I’m glad they all seem to speak English, too,” he says.
"And Dutch, and Spanish, and often French and German. It kind of blows my mind that the housekeeping staff at the hotel speak more languages than most Americans with a degree in languages."
“Sure, but could they discuss when to use the future conditional tense?”
I laugh. "Probably not and they’re the better for it. Of course, I couldn’t do that or speak a second language. Ugly Americans on the loose!"
“Eh, you’re not so bad,” he says with a crooked grin. “I mean, you don’t need to join a sideshow or anything.”
I lightly punch his arm. Like granite. “Did you learn how to treat girls from a third grader?”
He rubs his arm as if I’d had any impact at all. “He swore he knew what he was talking about! I guess I should ask for my quarter back.”
“C’mon,” I say, grinning back at him over my shoulder, “let’s go make fools of ourselves.” Okay, he doesn’t have any tats or piercings and his swim shorts have bright blue flowers on them. Probably not in a motorcycle gang. But it’s not like bad boys were scratching my itch, right? What can it hurt? I’m on vacation so I don’t even have to worry that my mom will know I’m with a nice guy and be happy for me.
The first part of the lesson is under the shade of a tent. Allie is waiting for us when we get there. She looks like the cover model for Extremely Fit Surfer Monthly. She’s wearing a neoprene suit that fits like a second skin. Her arms and legs are tanned and toned. Her blonde hair hangs around her shoulders, artfully messed and tangled by the salt air and the waves. One wrist is covered in rope bracelets and she has a silver hoop in her delicate nose. I despise her immediately.
Maintaining the hate proves to be more than I can handle and still pay attention to the lesson, though. Allie is completely cheerful and easygoing as she selects boards for us and runs us through the “pop-up” drills.
“You don’t want to try to stand up one knee at a time,” she tells us, demonstrating. “You’ll go right over. I mean, you’re going to fall in. Even the world’s best surfers fall in. But let’s try to make it so you fall in doing the fun stuff, not just standing up.”
She shows us how to go from flat on our bellies to crouching on the board. Honestly, it’s hard enough to do on dry land. I feel clumsy and ridiculous. Allie does it as smoothly as a cat. If, you know, cats surfed. I lay on my stomach, pretending to paddle the sand. On her cue, I concentrate on launching myself with my arms, getting my feet under me…and fall right off the board and onto Tyler.
“Whoa there,” he says, catching me and helping me back up.. “I’m pretty sure switching boards mid-wave is a varsity level move.”
“I’m just an over-achiever,” I say, hoping he can’t see how I’m blushing.
"You’re trying to make it happen," says Allie. "You’ve got to just let it happen. You’re on your belly. Then you’re on your feet. You don’t even know how you got there."
Riiight. I hate her again.
Tyler is able to pop up over and over, but he looks like he does one handed push-ups while he’s in the grocery line.
After I’ve managed to keep my feet and we’ve gotten the talk about currents and rip tides, we head out into the water. I gotta tell you, it feels really c
ool to walk into the water with a surfboard under your arm. Maybe I’ll buy one and just walk in and out of the water with it. Let people assume they just missed it when I was actually riding the waves.
Allie walks us out to where the waves are swelling up for their final run in to the shoreline. They’d seemed really small when I was on the beach, but now they look terrifying.
“Okay, get turned to face the beach and be ready to pop-up when I say,” she says.
My heart is pounding against the board. My arms feel like jelly and I can’t imagine I’ll have the strength to leap to my feet. I vow to spend more of my lunch hours in the firm’s gym. I risk a glance over at Tyler. He looks totally relaxed and ready. He grins and gives me a thumbs up.
“Here it comes!” calls Allie. I feel the board rise just a little. “Pop-up!” she shouts and I bound to my feet.
It’s ridiculous, trying to get my balance on a board that’s moving with increasing speed toward the shore. I can barely catch my breath. But…I’m doing it! I’m up on this surfboard, watching the beach get closer. As my board hits the sand, I’m completely exhilarated. I want to do this forEVER.
“Nice ride!” Tyler says, walking over with his board.
“That was so fun! I can’t believe I didn’t fall off!”
Allie joins us on the shore, saying, “Great job, guys. Let’s get right back out there!”
“I dont’ know,” I say, “If I stop now, I have a perfect record.”