“It’s just—” I hesitate, embarrassed.
“Yeeesss?”
“Paris is so . . . foreign.” I struggle for the right word. “Intimidating.”
“Nah.” He quickly dismisses me.
“Easy for you to say.” We step around a dignified gentleman stooping over to pick up after his dog, a basset hound with a droopy stomach. Granddad warned me that the sidewalks of Paris were littered with doggie land mines, but it hasn’t been the case so far. “You’ve been acquainted with Paris your whole life,” I continue. “You speak fluent French, you dress European ...”
“Pardon?”
“You know. Nice clothes, nice shoes.”
He holds up his left foot, booted in something scuffed and clunky. “These?”
“Well, no. But you aren’t in sneakers. I totally stick out. And I don’t speak French and I’m scared of the métro and I should probably be wearing heels, but I hate heels—”
“I’m glad you’re not wearing heels,” St. Clair interrupts. “Then you’d be taller than me.”
“I am taller than you.”
“Barely.”
“Please. I’ve got three inches on you. And you’re wearing boots.”
He nudges me with his shoulder, and I crack a smile. “Relax,” he says. “You’re with me. I’m practically French.”
“You’re English.”
He grins. “I’m American.”
“An American with a English accent. Isn’t that, like, twice as much for the French to hate?”
St. Clair rolls his eyes. “You ought to stop listening to stereotypes and start forming your own opinions.”
“I’m not stereotyping.”
“Really? Please, then, enlighten me.” He points to the feet of a girl walking ahead of us. She’s yakking in French on a cell phone. “What exactly are those?”
“Sneakers,” I mumble.
“Interesting. And the gentlemen over there, on the other side of the pavement. Would you care to explain what the one on the left is wearing? Those peculiar contraptions strapped to his feet?”
They’re sneakers, of course. “But hey. See that guy over there?” I nod toward a man in jean shorts and a Budweiser T-shirt. “Am I that obvious?”
St. Clair squints at him. “Obviously what? Balding? Overweight? Tasteless?”
“American.”
He sighs melodramatically. “Honestly, Anna. You must get over this.”
“I just don’t want to offend anyone. I hear they offend easily.”
“You’re not offending anyone except me right now.”
“What about her?” I point to a middle-aged woman in khaki shorts and a knit top with stars and stripes on it. She has a camera strapped to her belt and is arguing with a man in a bucket hat. Her husband, I suppose.
“Completely offensive.”
“I mean, am I as obvious as her?”
“Considering she’s wearing the American flag, I’d venture a no on that one.” He bites his thumbnail. “Listen. I think I have a solution to your problem, but you’ll have to wait for it. Just promise you’ll stop asking me to compare you to fifty-year-old women, and I’ll take care of everything.”
“How? With what? A French passport?”
He snorts. “I didn’t say I’d make you French.” I open my mouth to protest, but he cuts me off. “Deal?”
“Deal,” I say uncomfortably. I don’t care for surprises. “But it better be good.”
“Oh, it’s good.” And St. Clair looks so smug that I’m about to call him on it, when I realize I can’t see our school anymore.
I don’t believe it. He’s completely distracted me.
It takes a moment for me to recognize the symptoms, but my heels are bouncing and my stomach is fluttering. I’m finally excited to be out! “So where are we going?” I can’t keep the eagerness from my voice. “The Seine? I know it’s up here somewhere. Are we going to sit on the riverbank?”
“Not telling. Keep walking.”
I let this pass.What’s wrong with me? That’s the second time in one minute I’ve let him keep me in suspense. “Oh! You have to see this first.” He grabs my arm and pulls me across the street. An angry scooter honks its puny horn, and I laugh.
“Wait, what—” And then I’m knocked breathless.
We’re standing in front of an absolute beast of a cathedral. Four thick columns hold up a Gothic facade of imposing statues and rose windows and intricate carvings. A skinny bell tower stretches all the way into the inky blackness of the night sky. “What is it?” I whisper. “Is it famous? Should I know it?”
“It’s my church.”
“You go here?” I’m surprised. He doesn’t seem like the church-going type.
“No.” He nods to a stone placard, indicating I read it.
“Saint Etienne du Mont. Hey! Saint Etienne.”
He smiles. “I’ve always been a bit proprietary about it. Mum used to bring me here when I was young. We’d take a picnic lunch and eat it right here on the steps. Sometimes she’d bring her sketchbook, and she’d draw the pigeons and the taxis.”
“Your mother is an artist?”
“A painter. Her work is in the New York MoMA.” He sounds proud, and I remember what Meredith once said—that St. Clair admires Josh because he can draw so well. And that St. Clair’s father owns two art galleries. And that St. Clair is taking studio art this semester. I wonder aloud if he’s also an artist.
He shrugs. “Not really. I wish I were. Mum didn’t pass on that particular talent, just the appreciation. Josh is much better. So is Rashmi, for that matter.”
“You get along well with her, don’t you? Your mom?”
“I love me mum.” He says this matter-of-factly, with no trace of teenage shame.
We stand before the cathedral’s double doors and look up, and up, and up. I picture my own mom, typing snapping turtle data into our home computer, her usual evening activity. Except it’s not nighttime in Atlanta. Maybe she’s grocery shopping. Wading in the Chattahoochee River. Watching The Empire Strikes Back with Sean. I have no idea, and it bothers me.
At last, St. Clair breaks the silence. “Come along, then. Loads to see.”
The farther we go, the more crowded Paris gets. He talks about his mom, how she makes chocolate chip pancakes for dinner and tuna noodle casserole for breakfast. How she painted every room of her flat a different color of the rainbow. How she collects misspellings of her name on junk mail. He
says nothing of his father.
We pass another enormous structure, this one like the ruins of a medieval castle. “God, there’s history everywhere,” I say. “What is that place? Can we go in?”
“It’s a museum, and sure. But not tonight. I believe it’s closed,” he adds.
“Oh. Yeah, of course.” I try not to let my disappointment show.
St. Clair is amused. “It’s only the first week of school. We have all the time in the world to visit your museum.”
We. For some reason, my insides squirm. St. Clair and me. Me and St. Clair.
Soon we enter an area even more touristy than our own neighborhood, crammed with bustling restaurants and shops and hotels. Street vendors everywhere shout in English, “Couscous! You like couscous?” and the roads are so narrow that cars can’t drive on them. We walk down the middle of the street and through the jostling crowd. It feels like a carnival. “Where are we?” I wish I didn’t have to ask so many questions.
“In between the rue St. Michel and the rue St. Jacques.”
I shoot him a look.
“Rue means ‘street.’ And we’re still in the Latin Quarter.”
“Still? But we’ve been walking for—”
“Ten? Fifteen minutes?” he teases.
Hmph. Obviously Londoners or Parisians or whatever he is aren’t used to the glory of car ownership. I miss mine, even if it does have trouble starting. And no air-conditioning. And a busted speaker. I say this, and he smiles. “Wouldn’t do you any good even if you did have one. It’s illegal to drive here if you’re under eighteen.”
“You could drive us,” I say.
“No, I couldn’t.”
“You said you had a birthday! I knew you were lying, no one—”
“That’s not what I meant.” St. Clair laughs. “I don’t know how to drive.”
“You’re serious?” I can’t help the evil grin that spreads across my face. “You mean there’s something I know how to do that you don’t?”
He grins back. “Shocking, isn’t it? But I’ve never had a reason. The transit systems here, in San Francisco, in London—they’re all perfectly sufficient.”
“Perfectly sufficient.”
“Shut up.” He laughs again. “Hey, you know why they call this the Latin Quarter?”