To her credit, she kept a straight face, but her leg started shaking a few seconds later. “I assume I’ll get that in writing?” Chelsea was speaking slowly with a controlled edge to her voice.
“You’ll get what you get,” I snapped.
“I want it in writing. A contract.”
I had to take deep breaths. I’d obviously intended to give her one, but I bristled at having her demand it from me. “Fine. Your first task is to walk your ass down to HR and tell them to draft it up. They can call my office if they need confirmation. Happy?”
The stony look she’d been wearing since she walked in finally cracked. She jumped up from her chair, rushed over to me, and gave me a tight hug while jumping up and down giddily. “Thank you so much,” she whispered. Then she rushed out of my office, leaving me to stare at the wall with the most confused erection of my life.
As if he could have worse timing, my brother stuck his head in my office a moment later. Annoyed, I put my hands in my lap. “Yes?”
“Look. I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just going to try my best.”
My heartbeat quickened. “What is it?”
“Worchestershire. Worsher? Worchester sauce? Fuck. See what I mean?”
“Get out of my office.”
“Well, there’s none in your so-called break room. I can’t eat spaghetti and meatballs without a dab of it. So what do you expect me to do, exactly?”
With my brother, sometimes the only thing to do was wait quietly until he lost interest. So I looked down at my computer and waited until I heard the door close.
Idiots. I was surrounded by idiots.6ChelseaI made my way to HR while I’m a Bitch, I’m a Boss played in my mental stereo system.
Three hundred thousand dollars a year. Full benefits.
Hell. Yes.
I ran through the things I could do with that kind of cold hard cash. It was like playing that game where you thought about what you’d do if you won the lottery. A new bra. A nice bra that fit right. Socks without holes my big toes poked through. New clothes for Luna instead of the second-hand stuff we had to settle for. Some real food for my brother.
And bills. God. I could slap my bills around like they were my bitch with that kind of money.
Still, I had to be careful not to go into full blown celebration mode. I’d need to reserve the double birds aimed at the sky and maniacal laughter until the check actually cleared. No matter how much I wanted to believe it, I had to remember who we were talking about here.
Damon Rose. He was the dickbreathed, cockfaced, assheaded guy who was luring me into his trap with piles and piles of money. It was either a trick to break my heart when he pulled it away at the last minute, or it was a sign that I was in for far worse than I could imagine. If he really planned to give me that money, he was challenging me, and I had a feeling the challenge was to find out what I’d put up with before I’d quit. He was just sadistic enough to do something like that, and I knew it.
I had to wait while the guy at HR called to confirm the details of my salary and position, but within an hour, I was signing my name at the bottom of a spicy contract that would take me straight from the ramen noodle diet to the name brand pasta diet. Yeah. You bet your ass Luna and I were going to be celebrating with some fancy pasta tonight. Fettuccine? Those little ones that look like helmets? The harder it was to spell, the more likely we were to buy it. It was going to be that kind of fancy. I might not even bring my coupon book to the grocery store just to flex a little bit.
I was leaving HR with a giant smile on my face when a young woman with red hair and tired eyes stopped me. She was breathtaking, even though she looked like she’d rather be punching puppies than at work. “Hey,” she said dryly.
“Hi, I’m Chelsea.”
“Daria.”
I stuck out my hand for a handshake. She looked down at it, then grinned crookedly, taking it and giving it a quick shake. She looked over her shoulder, then stepped a little closer. I noticed she had the most gorgeous dark blue eyes and skin so perfect I couldn’t help being jealous. “Damon is fucking obsessed with the color yellow.”
I crinkled my nose. “What? I was just in his office and didn’t see anything yellow.”
“He doesn’t like people to know. But if you wear yellow, he’s always nicer.”
“Oh, wow. Really?”
Daria nodded, then shot me a thumbs up. “You’re welcome.”