All eyes are on me as I make my way up to Luna and she hands me a package with a purple vibrator, similar to the pink one that she held up earlier.
“Enjoy. I have that same model at home. It works wonders, trust me,” she whispers before grabbing another one from out of the box while pushing her lips out into a pout. "Okay, ladies. This is the last one so you better step up your game. These batteries are super charged and ready to do their job."
A few boos come from the audience as I make my way through the herd of people, everyone eyeing me as if they're about to jump me and steal my prize. I hurry through them and back over to mine and Jen’s table. Now, getting beat up over a vibrator would be quite the story to tell to my grandkids someday. If I were to have any.
“I hate you.” I nudge her in the side before placing my gift on the table. “Did you see their eyes? They were about to take down over this.” I hold the vibrator up and laugh. “I have to pee. Do you need to go?”
Jen picks up the package and scans it with curious eyes. “Wow! This looks complicated.” She shakes her head. “No. I’m fine and I’m sure you’ll be safe to go alone.”
I push my way through the crowd and shut myself inside the quietness of the bathroom and into one of the stalls.
Afterwards, I am leaning over the sink with my hands still in the water when I feel a hand grab my wrist and pull me away from the sink.
I fall into Kade’s chest with my hand twisted in between our bodies. “Do you really think you’ll be needing that toy?” he questions, raising an eyebrow. “Then again, I can always use it on you.”
I can feel my cheeks turning red as I push away from his chest and lean against the sink. “You’re pretty confident that I want you, aren’t you?”
He runs his tongue over his lips before bringing his lips down to meet the sensitive spot below my ear. He trails kisses down my neck and then, with slight force his lips come crashing into mine as I squeeze his hard chest in my hand.
When he pulls away, I can feel his hands caressing my ass before he presses his body against mine, poking me with his erection. It feels thick and warm against my stomach, making me want to do very naughty things. “Yeah,” he breathes, “I guess you could say that.”
We both pull away and try to look as if we weren’t just about to rip each other’s clothes off when someone pushes their way through the door. Not, that I would’ve let that happen, but you know . . .
An extra thick woman sporting way too much makeup and clothes that should fit a woman three times smaller than her walks in and throws her hand to her hip. “Hey guy, this is the women’s restroom.”
Kade bites his bottom lip and gives me that ‘I’ll be back for more look’ before turning on his heels to face the woman.
The look on the woman’s face changes from annoyance to lust in a split second. “Never mind, handsome; you can stay.” She smiles, revealing her half-blackened teeth. “It can be our secret.”
Someone has their eye on a different kind of toy and lucky for Kade, he’s pretty much the only man here.
“I can’t.” He frowns and heads for the door. “So much work to do.” His eyes meet mine before he walks out, closing the door behind him.
The woman looks me up and down before placing her hand against one of the stall doors. “Is that all yours?” she questions, with a hungry look in her eyes that says she will jump at the chance to sink her teeth into him.
I grab for a paper towel, dry my hands off and toss in into the trash. “Nope and I’m pretty sure he’s looking for a date this weekend for his dad’s company picnic.”
She runs her hand along the stall door and plays with her hair, trying to be cute. “Really? Thanks for the tip.”
“No problem,” I say and open the door.
When I walk back out to meet Jen, Kade is busy behind the bar again. I flash him a playful smile while helping Jen clean up the bingo mess.
The crowd of people has died down some, now that the game is finally over, and a group of women are filing out the door at this instant.
“Did you have fun with my gift while I was gone?” I give Jen a questioning look.
The look on Jen’s face says it all. “I really need to get me one of these. As much as Nathan and I have sex, hell, I should have two.”
A vibrator comes flying at our heads and I quickly reach out to grab it before it can smack Jen in the back of the head.
“I always bring extras.” She smiles and gives me a playful wink.
“Sweet,” I say eyeing it.
Luna takes a seat next to us and places her drink on the table. “I would say the night was successful.”
I hand the vibrator to Jen and she grabs it with both hands before handing it back. “You know I can’t really take one of these home. Nathan would have a fit.”
Looks like her purse is about to gain a gift, because I’m not letting her leave without it. I shove it into her purse and snap it closed. “Just leave it in your trunk.” I smile. “Nathan will never have to know.”
It’s silent for a moment before Jen finally says, “Okay fine, you talked me into it. It’s your ass if I get caught though.”
I glance around the room and stop on the woman from earlier. She’s leaning over the bar with her shirt riding up her back exposing a majority of it, as she reaches for Kade’s hand and pulls him closer to her. A laugh escapes my lips as Kade looks over at me with eyes desperate for me to save him. You want to hang out in the women’s bathroom, then you get the baggage that comes along with it.
Tossing an armful of empty bottles into the trash beside me, I shake my head, smiling, and turn behind me to thank Luna. “Yes, sex toy bingo was a brilliant idea. Kade and Saline should have no reason to complain about tip money tonight and I will be sure to pay you cash for the night, thank you again.”
Luna stands up and walks over to different table to help with the trash. Waving her hand she says, “No rush, just pay me tomorrow.”
After the bar is cleared out, I’m leaning over the register counting money, when I feel someone breathing on my neck. Instantaneously, I know it must be Kade.
I turn around to say, “You just never give . . .”
My words trail off when I see Saline giving me a confused look. “Am I free to go now? I have crap to do.”