We are the bad guys.
Love is not a word in our dictionary... until one by one my brothers all get hitched.
If people think I'm going to be next, they got another think coming!
I might have jinxed myself though.
Not might.
I really did... otherwise why would the little vixen standing on my doorstep waving a marriage certificate in my face say we are married.
True, I have no recollections of that night in Vegas.
But was I so drunk that I committed the worst sin in my books... Marriage.
And it doesn't help that everyone in the family including my crazy matchmaking granny, heard her say she is my wife.