I caught my hot new neighbor in his birthday suit…while trying to break into his house.
Before you judge me hard, let me tell you, I had no other choice.
So, hear out my reasons and you’ll see.
Reason #1
He always dresses up in black from head to toe… definitely to avoid unwanted attention.
Reason #2
He has all those tattoos everywhere… Probably from his initiation into the mafia.
Reason #3
He is mostly active at night... Most likely getting rid of dead bodies in his backyard after his hit job.
Reason #4
He got a highly suspicious package… Probably instructions for his next target.
Reason#5
He never talks to me... who the hell avoids their neighbor like plague unless they are hiding something, right?
So, you see why I had no other option but to find out what he was hiding, By breaking and entering into his house.
And mind you, I was definitely not planning on getting caught, I mean I was so sure he went out for the night.
I also never expected to lay eyes on his junk. And what a nice one too.
Except now, I cannot get it out of my mind.
Is it normal to lust after your hitman of a neighbor even though he’s probably planning your demise right now for finding out about his identity?