You think your boss is bad?
My new boss is Terrible.
He hates humans.
But he abducted me against my will anyway, because his king insisted.
So here we are.
A grumpy alien boss and his reluctant assistant.
I have to do what he says, or he punishes me.
And I never do what he says, so he punishes me a lot.
... I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.