Crazy B!tch (Biker Bitches 5)

My mother used to have a saying for everything.


“You can’t be pretty and lucky.”

She wasn’t pretty or lucky.


“You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your Prince Charming.”

I kissed too many of those. Sorry, but Prince Charming isn’t in Hicktown, Kentucky.


“The good ones go to Heaven; the bad ones go to Hell.”

Guess I’m going to Hell.


“Hell is paved with good intentions.”

Surprisingly, that one is true. Why? Because ...


I intended to stay away from Calder Riggs.

I intended not to fall in love with him.

I intended to find a man who wasn’t a loser or a joker.

Oh well, I’ve never been afraid of Hell, anyway.

That’s why I’m Crazy Bitch!